BY TORREY WANG
How are you? I’m feeling great. I’m invigorated! I am happy to tell you that I have found a new purpose in life. Yes, I was feeling down before, but after that event, I feel much better now. Heh heh… I’m shining with glory! I had a negative feelings about the world, but now I seek to change it! It could be a stretch yes, but with my assets and influence, even after that low slope in sales, I can accomplish my new goal. That accident was bad, I realize. It was such a shame. But, I am enlightened! How can I say this? Well, I… it’s confidential. After all, don’t want to spoil the new age of mankind, right? Anyway, I got to go.
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